u'Here at the
Goodneighbors & Goodfriends Association, we strive to better the environment of our charming fellows, all in the good spirit of friendship and cooperation. True to our purpose, we deliver only the
finest, most
authentic handcrafted experience to all our clients, prospective and confirmed, so that all may rejoice and grow healthily in a safe environment. From
homebaked cookies and
warm (WARM!) glasses of milk delivered by our patented
space girlscouts\u2122 to our explosive packages of instant fun\u2122, we endeavor to continue the
deluxe user experience we deliver to our clients! Concerned by the modern questions of our ecological space footprint, we ensure that our industrial production chains utilize only the
greenest methods available to us, from recycling to eco-friendly acquisition of minerals! Truly, none shall find our services wanting.
None.To join our merry band of fellows, please contact
laena Oxy\'An or
Zenkurian, or indeed, any member you may chance upon in your space travels! All would gladly answer any and all question you may have pertaining our vast range of family friendly activities and even show you a fun and jolly good time, you
rapscallion, you!
We at
Goodneighbors & Goodfriends Association deny any and all responsibility regarding but not limited to potential loss of property, feeling of existential dread and spontaneous loss of liquid coming from the eyes resulting from our activities. In the case of any legal inquiry, please contact our legal department. A fee may be collected upon doing so.'